Give this sexy mf some love!

grandpaq:

1000watttwat:

tarynel:

Imagine being able to detach your titties before bed.. so you could actually sleep on your stomach. Lol

My dumb ass gon over sleep and forget my tiddies in the morning..

Keys … wallet… damn, my titties .

internet-slavery:

shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??

he looks like colonel sanders

funnyanimeshit:

followthebluebell:

mad-hare:

OvO

bird’s expression is like:

**record scratch**

Yep, that’s me!  And I bet you’re wondering how I got into this situation… to be honest, so am I how the fuck did this APE JUST STRAIGHT UP SNATCH ME OUT OF THE AIR

gahdamnpunk:

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